Lilly the cow does not know how she ended up this way
It all began some years ago on a dark and stormy day
A lightening bolt shot from the sky the ground began to sizzle
Her brain was fried and all her bovine thoughts were left to fizzle
and as she looked around the field she understood her fate
she knew the only thing to do was beeline for the gate
glad she is that she did not end up on someone's table
or in a store all packaged with a fancy prime rib label